No. of Times ....

• we saw beggars - 1 (China)
• heard someone say "bless you," "excuse me," "pardon," "sorry," "oops," "didn't mean to do that," or "sorry i just carved my initials into your rib cage with my elbow" - 0
• we saw someone use tissue before or after sneezing, wheezing, coughing, hacking or blowing nose - 0
• saw someone defecate in public - 2 (thanks, china)
• saw someone hurl in public - 3 (thanks, china)
• a spewed chunk landed on me - 1
  
• saw someone pee in public - 2
  
• i used a hairdryer or curling iron on trip - 0
• we saw blue sky - 4
• i ate a meal without chopsticks - 1
• i used sunscreen - 0
• i got sunburned - 0
• i thought i was tan, but turned out to be dirt - 3