Thursday, June 30, 2005

next up

heading back to shanghai tomorrow, after our one day trip here to suzho. .... saw a few gardens and a silk embroidery factory ... it's a charming little city .... let's call it the seal beach of china. i'll probably do some shopping on the walk home.

so we visit a silk factory tomorrow and i think another villiage or garden thing and then back to shanghai for one last night before heading to beijing, where we'll see the Wall supposedly. we'll be there july 2 and 3 and then leave for LAX on the Fourth. i probably won't be back online before beijing.

peace out ......

things i haven't seen in three and a half weeks

1. bleu cheese
2. marinara sauce
3. a blond male (well, except for sven, the norwegian foreign exchange student we met at the HK internet cafe)
4. a Gap, Banana Republic or Old Navy
5. a wall street journal or new york times
6. a "friends" rerun
7. skinless, boneless, white chicken
8. paper towels in a public restroom
9. a decent, bright orange, perfectly curved cheesy poof
10. cheddar cheese
11. an african-american, or an african for that matter
12. sports center
13. the word "restroom" as this part of the world prefers the word "toilet" .... it's such an ugly word! i hate it the way kelly hates the word "moist" and a shirtless george costanza.
14. a spork
15. TRL
16. a 'no smoking' sign
17. a restaurant bill for more than $6 u.s. per person
18. a deli (and for that matter, a sandwich)
19. anything whole wheat or multi grain
20. a price that wasn't negotiable

worst diet ever

i have never actally starved and gained weight at the same time until this trip. everything i eat is white ... rice, rice puff rolls, bread, rice soup, noodles, tofu, bamboo, ice cream ... all of it! i try to eat meat for protien, but it's all served with skin still on and slathered in oil. the veggies are all served in a pool of grease too. there's not a lot of beans, and the beans they do have are all sweetened .. mcdonalds even has a red bean sundae .... and this is a region that does not eat salad. cecilia and i broke from the group in search of salad and finally found one .... we devoured them and were never happier! oh, another reason i figured i was gaining weight was due to the fact i was downing four candy bars a day ... so many new ones to try! i ran out of power bars :(

some notes

just going through my notebook for some nuggets ....

i know i emailed some of you this one, but can't remember if i posted it. it's worth a repost if i did ..... we passed a restaurant in zhuhai that featured neon pictures/signs of all of the animals it serves in its restaurant. there was a neon cow .... pig .... goat .... and (stop here if you are reading lori e.) ...... a cat. meow, indeed.

same day, saw dog on the menu. it was one of those picture menus and it looked like a stew of some sort. (note to self: no more stews). rumor has it they prefer black lab.

umbrellas are used in all kinds of weather. rain of course, but they are also handy in the sun as a shield! everyone uses they, and you are likely to see more of them during a hot sunny day than rainy one.

in driving through the agricultural regions in the south of china it looks like they are using the same methods they have been for years .... it was like a bus trip through time.

men in china will grow fingernails long .... not all of them .... usually just a pinky but sometimes more than one ... as a status symbol type of thing to signify that they are not manual laborers. no one else thinks it's gross.

most often seen fast food chains, in order:
1. KFC
2. McDonalds
3. Pizza Hut
4. Subway

not seen:
taco bell (in fact, no mexican food anywhere!)
burger king

questions asked to me by students at jilin university:
1. are students allowed to ask questions in class in america?
I exlained that not only are they encouraged to ask questions, but often class participation is part of one's grade, so if they don't ask questions, they get lower marks. it seemed like this was a big rumor to them, that i just confirmed to be true. he was astonished. see, in china when the professor or any teacher lectures they ask for questions at the end, but you're not suppsed to actually ASK any ... that is considered rude and insulting to the professor, as you are implying that he was not clear in his presentation and that you are questioning his research when he is mighty prof and you are little student.

2. how did you get your family to allow you to come overseas?
this was hard to explain, and they didn't really understand that my family really has no say in when/how i go overseas! i mean i told my parents i was going ... but i didn't *ask* them if i could go. the guy who asked this one said his mother would never permit him to to overseas because she would fear for his safety. and he didn't understand why my parents weren't as equally concerned .... it was just a foreign concept to him. it actually made me sad, because you could see he really wanted to travel.

they are proposing building a bridge from zuhai in the south of china to hong kong. it would take about 30 minutes to travel ..... can you imagine a 30-min bridge? they are really trying to promote south china (when i say south china i mean the area across the water from hong kong) as a tourist destination ... more affordable than HK, but still close ..... many of the students in college are majoring in tourism, as china is getting ready to surpass france as the top tourist destination (ACCORDING TO USA TODAY). and the thing is, a lot is focused on domestic tourism ..... the middle class incomes have tripled in the past few years in china, and the countries economic growth is in like it's 15th year of steady growth (def. at a rate way higher than u.s.!!!!) and they have like 18 billion people as potential customers! oh, did i mention hong kong disneyland is opening in september?

those little white lies

ok, something that's a recurring theme throughout all three countries we've visited is the vagueness ... the little white lies that are told constantly. naturally, i've started tracking them because they drive me nuts. i read in the tour books that asians hate to disappoint people or upset them, so they often sugar coat things or don't tell you exactly how it is for fear of upsetting you -- you remember the classic seinfeld episode where they waited 'just a few minutes' for their table that never came ....

anyway, here's a list:

Q: are we going to china during the rainy season?
A: no, it will be very hot. don't bring a coat or anything long sleeves. just short sleeves and shorts. (we all know how that turned out -- turns out this region gets 90 percent of its rainfall during may, june, july. nice.)

comment: all fees will be included in the trip
so far off base i can't even begin to tell you how far off base this is.

comment: this is the last time i'll collect tips
so far off base i can't even begin to tell you just how crazily far away from reality this comment is.

comment: ALL REGIONS HAVE THEIR OWN UNIQUE STYLE OF CUISINE
I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE REAL ANSWER TO THAT ONE

COMMENT: the restaurant is walking distance from the hotel. just a few minutes.
turned out to be 45 minutes away ..... BY CAR.

comment: the boat ride is only 30 minutes long.
it was an hour and ten minutes.

comment: coconut juice doesn't even taste like coconut.
i can't believe i fell for that one. people are always getting me to try and eat my two least favorite foods on the planet ... coconut and salmon .... by claiming they taste nothing like they are supposed to. they are always wrong.

comment: tip your tour guide and your bus driver $1 u.s. per day, each.
two days later it was magically upped to $4 per day. each. i asked him to explain the discrepancy and he said that's just what it cost. i asked to clarify why he quoted a different price earlier and he said something something about not wanting my stupid tip anyway. i am so confused.

northern?southern china differences

ok< so i am on a random internet terminal at an english style pub in suzhou< just an hour outside of shanghai and the keyboard is a little wacky> anyway< here are some observations about differences in the regions:

northern is more cosmopolitan and more international> think of the united states and the north vs> the south< as there are some similarities> north is economic engine on global scale with beijing and shanghai >>>> tall skyscrapers >>>> int"l headquarters for many huge corporations >>> higher incomes and salaries >>>> more international flavor>

in the south (SORRY THE PERIOD KEY DOES NOT WORK AND SOMETIMES IT SWITCHES TO ALL CAPS ALL ON ITS OWN AND I AM TIRED OF SWITCHING IT BACK, SO SORRY BUT I AM NOT YELLING) THE FOCUS IS MORE ON CHINESE CULTURE AND LOCAL HISTORY AS WELL AS CHINESE HISTORY. THEY ARE MORE CHINESE SUPERSTITIOUS, SUCH AS NO BUILDINGS HAVE A FOUR IN THEIR FLOORS .... SO NO FOURTH FLOOR ON THE ELEVATOR .... NO 14TH FLOOR .... NO 24TH FLOOR .... AS THE NUMBER 4 IS CLOSE SOUNDING TO THEIR WORD FOR DEATH SO THEY BELIEVE IT IS BAD LUCK (KINDA LIKE THE UNITED STATES AND 13)> in fact< i stayed on the thirteenth floor during this trip!

THE SOUTH IS LESS DEVELOPED AND THINGS AREN'T AS REFINED .... A FOUR STAR HOTEL IN THE SOUTH IS MORE LIKELY TO BE A THREE ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, COSTS ARE WAY CHEAP ... I GAVE A GUY 10 YUAN FOR A BOTTLE OF WATER AND A BOTTLE OF ORANGE JUICE (ABOUT $1.15) and he handed back a stack of bills as change> i swear i got more money back than what i paid>

also< china is trying to make shanghai the new hong kong >>>> so hong kong will now never have the tallest building in the world or china< as the chinese govnt wants the tallest buildings to be in shanghai instead so it rejects all proposals for taller buildings in hk.

IN THE SOUTH, IT'S CANTONESE WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE A NEW DIALECT AND SLIGHT DIFFERENCES IN FOOD ... THEY ARE FAMOUS FOR WONTON NOODLE SOUP AND I WILL CONFIRM THAT IT IS INDEED FABULOUS. THE ONLY OTHER THING I NOTICED THAT WAS DIFF. WITH THE FOOD WAS THEY USE PUMPKIN IN DISHES MORE IN THE SOUTH.

WHEN WE WENT UP NORTH TAKA ASKED OUR NEW TOURGUIDE EDDIE FOR HIS FAVORITE DISH -- PORK BELLY. EDDIE INSISTED THEY HAD NOTHING OF THE KIND ... TAKA EVEN DREW A PICTURE OF IT! INSTEAD EDDIE WENT ON AND ON ABOUT A DISH COMPLETELY AUTHENTIC AND NATIVE TO THE NORTHERN CHINESE AND ORDERED IT FOR TAKA ..... NATURALLY IT TURNED OUT TO BE THE EXACT SAME DISH WITH ANOTHER NAME. TO THIS DAY EDDIE REFUSES TO BELIEVE US WHEN WE TELL HIM WE'VE HAD IT IN JUST ABOUT EVERY RESTAURANT FROM TAPEI TO KENTING TO SHENZEN. THERE IS EVEN A JADE CARVING OF IT IN A FAMOUS TAIWAN MUSEUM!

best 'name' brands

ok, so i told you about the 'giorgio arami' shirts they have here, here are the other top fake brands.

VAINS for VANS shoes
Channel for Chanel
Kitty Kitty for Hello Kitty
Kerl Legerfald for Karl Lagerfeld
Haddeon Gags for Haagen Daz

and the trip winner:

"Happy the Bruin" for "Winnie the Pooh"