potato chip tasting party recap

here's some comments overheard during our potato chip tasting party:

Smoky Creamy Bacon:
Darryl: "This tastes like smoke ... ciggarette smoke!"
Sean: "This is like eating a charcoal briquette."
Amy: "This tastes like the smoke when I burn something in the kitchen."

Onion Crispy Crab:
Caron: "This tastes like the aquarium."
James: "This is the nastiest chip I ever had."

Seaweed:
Amy: "This tastes like i am eating the ocean floor."
Lori: "Oh I love seaweed!" (she really liked it)
Caron: "This one really tastes like the aquarium."

Ketchup Pork:
Amy: "This is amazing. It's good!"

French Chicken:
Kara: "This tastes and smells like chicken dog food." (note: she did not elaborate on how she knows what dog food tastes like).

Mexican Tomato Chicken:
Alex: "I've been to Mexico. This tastes like nothing Mexican."
Cindy: "Hey, I'm Mexican! I'll try this one!" (silence. she did not comment further).